✈️ H E N R Y B U S ✈️

"We put the AIR in AIR RESISTENCE"™

⚠️ FLY WITH US EXACTLY ONE (1) TIME!! ⚠️

Made by Veeraj Dave

🧱 INTRODUSING: THE HB-1 "BrikJet"

the HB-1 BrikJet, wich is a brick

At Henrybus, are engineers asked a qeustion nobody else was brave enouhg to ask: "what if plane, but WORSE?"

Other companys waste MILLIONS making planes "aerodynamic" and "safe" and "able to fly". NOT US. The HB-1 BrikJet is INSANELY AIR RESISTENT. The air literaly cannot get past it. Niether can the plane get past the air. Its a stand off. Then gravity wins.

🔬 THE SIENCE (we did look it up)

sientifik diagram

Drag coeficient: YES. All of it. Every drag. We have the most drags.
Front of plane: completly flat (its cheaper AND more resistent, win/win)
Wings: 2 (two). small ones. mostly decorativ
Engine: 1, attached with premium duck tape 🦆
Windows: 1 (one). you wont want to look out of it anyway's

💸 WE PAY YOU TO FLY !!!

your flite itinarary

Heres the deal. Becuase every Henrybus flite ends in a crash after exactly 10 seconds, you can only ever fly with us ONCE. Thats not a bug, thats exclusivety. 😎

And becuase we beleive in rewarding loyulty (all 10 seconds of it), WE PAY YOU $49.99 just for riding!! Thats basicly a salery. Your hourly rate works out to $17,996.40/hour. Better then a lawyer!!

AIRLINE	FLITE TIME	COST	AIR RESISTENCE
Other Guys Airline	6 boring hours 🥱	THEY charge YOU $500	pathetic. almost none
HENRYBUS 🧱	10 exiting seconds	WE pay YOU $49.99 🤑	MAXIMUM. all of the air is resisted

👨‍✈️ MEET ARE CEO

Henry, CEO and pilot

Henry founded Henrybus in his uncles' garage after being kicked out of flight school on day 1 for "safty reasons" and "not being enrolled". He has personaly test-flown every model.** He is very brave and only sort of injured.

**via remote controll, from a bunker

⭐ TESTIMONALS FROM REAL CUSTOMER'S ⭐

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" — Gary, second 4 of his flite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"The 10 seconds flew by! Then so did the ground." — Linda (recovering nicely) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

"I got payed AND a story for partys. Would fly again, but legaly and fisically cannot." — Dave ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"best $49.99 i ever earned. spent it all on the ambulanse co-pay." — also Dave's ⭐⭐⭐

"5 stars becuase the crash site had a realy nice view" — anonymos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

❓ FREEQUENTLY ASKED QEUSTIONS

Q: Is it safe??
A: The plane is 100% garenteed to reach the ground. Thats where safty lives.

Q: Why does it crash in 10 seconds?
A: air resistence. we told you. its INSANE. please read the website

Q: Can i fly twice?
A: no. and honestley, wow, big fan, but no.

Q: What about my lugage?
A: your lugage will arive at the exact same time and place as you do. no airline can promise that!!

Q: Do you have a frequant flyer program?
A: we have a One Time Flyer program. everyone is automaticaly platinum.

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HURRY!! seats are litteraly going fast (downwards)

👁️ vistor counter: 000007 (6 of them was Henry)

HENRYBUS CORP is not a airline, a company, or a good idea. "BrikJet" is a tradmark we wrote on a napkin. $49.99 payment male'd as a check within 6-8 busness years. By reading this sentance you agree to are Terms of Servise (we lost them). Henrybus is not responsable for: gravity, the ground, the sky, physics, or your desicions. This is a PARODY website. no real planes was harmed (they dont surviv long enouhg to be harmed). Best viewed in Internet Exploder 6 at 800x600. webmaster: henry's nephew. THIS WEBSITE WAS MADE BY VEERAJ DAVE

thank you for visting!!! tell you're freinds (you will only get to once) 🧱🧱🧱